Senpai Milk Chan

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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

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interquast:

technology isnt making people talk less, its allowing people to choose who they want to talk to. i dont want to talk to your “intellectual” anti-technology ass, i want to talk to like, twelve different people who are vastly more interesting and never have to look up from my phone to acknowledge you

taggled by eHug (jamie juice)

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Name:  Chan

Nickname: utter confusion idk does “goddammit Chan” count????

Birthday: 19th of march that makes me 1 day older than the jamio

Gender: laughing. no transguymanmale thing lmao

Sexuality: polyromantic demisexual bye

Height: 169cm B)…….. so proud…….

Time Zone: UTC-+10:00 apparently that’s what jamio had and we live same so

What time and date is it there: September 1st, 2014. 6:02pm

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7 or 8 B))) i usually go to bed at 12, and wake up at 7:30. 

OTPs: I DONT REALLY KNOW TBH I DONT REALLY SHIP MUCH I LIKE KORRA/ASAMI AND LIKE KORRA/BOLIN BUT THAT’S IT THANKS

The last thing I Googled was: ’how do i do the pushing up’

My most used phrase(s): ”son” “my child” “chan is here, chan is queer”

First word that comes to mind: IDK IM STILL THINKING ABOUT MY TRANS BOLIN HEADCANON SCREAMS

What I last said to a family member: ”mum cat there”

One place that makes me happy & why: school bc like friends, mainly drama class im so happy bc today i asked if they could use male pronouns and they were like yes sure and i was like tAHKN and ms was probs just like “i knew”

How many blankets I sleep under: two but no sheet B)

Favourite beverage: cokity cokey doo

The last movie I watched in the cinema: fuck i think it was froze

Three things I can’t live without: art tablet, my petties, and my friendsies B)

Something I plan on learning:  how drive car and how do a push up

A piece of advice for all my followers: try not to stress over things. sometimes things are bad, assessments and financial troubles will loom over like a bad cloud but at the end of the day, think of the good things that happened. think of the guy who said hello to you in the hallway and the lady who let you into her lane when you were driving. think about how you ate your favourite food that day. be happy with the small things in life, rather than being overpowered by the negative things, no matter how big.

You all have to listen to this song: i googled ‘very cool song’ and this came up

im not tagging anyone lmfao eat me

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pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

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pleatedjeans:

At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]

BOLIN IS A TRANS GUY AND U CANNOT STOP ME BYE

very swaggy

very swaggy

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE