do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
i wish tumblr did cool ass shit for their users like youtubers and viners can like..make a career off what they do and go to cool conventions and meet cool ppl man i picked the wrong social media to put all of my time into
2014 hasnt even started and it looks like a promising year
real egg facts
That’s the spirit.
I JUST WENT TO GO BRUSH MY TEETH AND MY SINK IS GONE
LIKE MY SINK IS NO LONGER IN MY BATHROOM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME A SIM
NO IM FUCKING SERIOUS GUYS
MY SINK IS GONE
you may want to have a chat with your server player
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
- i have absolutely nothing
- u should be giving me stuff
- i have no money
- please donate
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff