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IM GUNNA MAKE SHITTY LOOM BAND BRACELETS FOR THE OLD PEOPLE AT MY MUM’S WORK U CANT STOP ME

(Source: ourdrunkitchen)

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

memedong:

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

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(Source: sherlock-the-dalek)

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2)

operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(Source: plantically)

valiendomother:

mala-suerte:

withlookingglassties:

why do Mexican moms like to make caldo when it’s a million degrees outside

Because our people aren’t weak

I can hear my mom saying:

"Con el caldo y cosas calientes se quita el calor, porque sudas todo"

So I had to eat the fucking caldo at 50ºC.

(Source: la-mujerista)

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sp0rty:

sageruto:

sheldon just suggested that some people may be born without the disposition for sexual attraction and a laugh tracked played ????????????????????????????? stop this

make big bang theory illegal right now effective immediately

luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

(Source: sprout)